Eid SMS 1

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24 smiles for u

24 SmileS..
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For You,
One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS At EiD DaY..
[::. EiD MuBArAK .::]

Miss you alot on eid

Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot. eid mubarak.

Na hoyee Deed Teri na hoyee hai Eid Meri

Meri Eid ka Ta'alluq Teri Deed sey raha hai
na hoyee Deed Teri na hoyee hai Eid Meri

Choicest blessing of Allah

May the choicest
blessing of Allah
fill your life with
joy and prosperity.
EID MUBARAK

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice

Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice,
and commitment to Allahs orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life,
and help all amongst us,
who are helpless,worried,
and waiting for his rehmat,
Ameen.Eid Mubarak.

Eid Ul Azha Mubarik

Bakra debit
Cash credit
Qurbani debit
Gosht Credit
Qasai Debit
Khaal Credit
Aap Debit
Hum Credit
Eid Mubarik...
Hamara Msg Debit
Apka Reply Credit
[[ Eid Ul Azha Mubarik ]]

After few days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) will come

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After few days EID UL ADHA (AZHA) will come,
I m the 1st 1 to wish you EID Mubarak
&
Also sending a cow as your EID Gift.

Bakra Eid Mubarak

Bakra Eid Mubarak
May ur plate of life be always full of juicy kebabs
& tikkas, topped with the chutney of happiness.
With best wishes:-):-):-)

Meat Mubarak

Everyone sent u
Tradition words about
Eid but i m the fist one
To send u
"Meat Mubarak"
And
Keep on eating
Different dishes
On this season
Happy Bakrid Mubarak

Sending warm wishes on EID day

Sending warm wishes
across the miles...
Just to let you know
how much you are missed on
EID Day

May u b guided by ur faith in Allah

May you be guided by
your faith in Allah
&
shine in his divine blessings!
Eid Mubarak

I wish u an original sweet EID Mubarak

Beware of other duplicae "EID wishers"
I'm the only authorized iso 2011
certified dealer in EID WISHES
I wish u an original sweet EID Mubarak

A very happy eid mubarak 2 U

When my arms cant
reach people close to my heart.
I always hug them with my prayers.
May allahs peace be with you.
A very happy eid mubarak 2 U.

I wish a wish for you

I wish a wish for u.
The wish i wish for few.
The wish i wish for u is that
your all wishes come true
so keep on wishing
as my all wishes are with you.
Eid Mubarak

Bouquet of Eid wishes

Hope Love & Laughter,
warmth & wishes
joy and a Bouquet of Eid Wishes,
Especially for you!!!
jublications become a past of your eid and your life....!
EID MUBARAK

Eid days are meant to celebrate

Eid days are meant to celebrate
the goals and the achievements
that make you happiest.
The ideals you believe in,
the dream you love the best.

Many r the wishes

Many are the wishes
that are being sent your way,
but the is a special one
for a very happy Eid Day

Its more than just an Eid wish

Its more than just an Eid wish,
more than a message too.
For it comes with warm and loving thoughts
because it's meant for you.

Sending u warm wishes

Sending u warm wishes on "EID-UL-Fitr"
and wishing that,
it brings your way ever joys and happiness.
Remember me in ur prayers.

Wish a very happy EID 2 u

With petals of roses,
Palm full of holy water,
Light of sunshine,
Fragrance of Flowers
&
Grass with the dew
I wish a very
HAPPY EID 2 YOU

I wish you the best of everything

My Blessing, Congratulations and Good wishes.
I wish you the best of everything
for not only in EID-UL-Fitr but also
all the years ahead.*EID MUBARAK*

May your plate of life!

May Your Plate Of Life Be Always Full Of Sweet Siwaiyan
Topped With The Nuts Of Happiness.
With Best Eid Wishes, Happy Eid

Its your eid gift

It's your Eid Gift
47028918583496
Rs.1000 walay scratch card
ka number hay load kar lo.
Nahi load howa?
Kamal hey,
jub me ne kia tha tab to ho gia tha:)

Last Nite i Caught some StaRs

Last Nite i Caught some StaRs***
I'll Give them
2 the PeOple
whO r
juSt so
SpaRklingly
Special.
2 Me....
*
.
.
*
/
Catch it....its 4 U 2 make ur Day a happiest Day
Eid Mubarak

With all the love an sms can hold

With all the love an sms can hold,
and happy wishes too..
This comes to say!
May this Eid day be wonderful for you

Wish you a very very happy EID mubarak

May
all
the
joys
of
life
be
showered
on
you .!
Wish you a very very
happy eid mubarak to you and your family

Allah flood ur life wid happiness

May Allah flood your life
with happiness on this occasion,
ur heart with love,
ur soul with spirtual,
ur mind with wisdom,
wishing u a very Happy Eid Mubarik

It's so pleasant ... eid mubarak

Look Outside
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you
Trees Dancing for you
Birds singing for you
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

Eid is 3 meaningful words

Do you know what is the meaning of EID ?
Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words
E - Embrace with open heart
I - Inspire with impressive attitude
D - Distribute pleasure to all
~Eid Mubarak~

This EID is happiest and best

Of all the days to celebrate
this out shines the rest,
Here is hoping that
this EID is happiest and best

As Allah waters HIS Creation

As Allah waters HIS Creation,
May HE also sprinkle HIS wonderous
blessings over you and your beloved ones.
(Aameen).
**EID MUBARAK**

Ye Kya Hai EID?

Ye Kya Hai EID?
Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.
BusinessMan Ne Kah,
E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount
Lawyer Ne Kaha.
E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy
lovers Ne Kaha.
E: Eik Or
I : I
D : DAte

The bunch of flowers

The bunch of
*FLOWERS*
is being specially
delivered to you
&
Your family.
Just to say....
"EID MUBARAK"

May God send his Love like Sunshine

May God send his Love like Sunshine
in his warm and gentle ways
to fill every corner of your Heart
and filled your Life with a lot of
Happiness like this EID DAY.
Wishing you EID MUBARAK.

May u have joyous eid celebration

May Allah bless you...
and may you have
a joyous Eid celebration.

Have a Happy Eid Mubarak.

Hope Love and Laugher,
warmth, wishes, joy and
a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations,
become a part of your Eid and Your Life.
Have a Happy Eid Mubarak.

Some words can be left unsaid ... EID MUBARAK

Some words can be left unsaid,
Some feeling can be left unexpressed,
But person like u can never be forgotten on this day
EID MUBARAK

Happiness be at your door .. EID mubarak

Today i pray that:-
Happiness be at ur door
May it knock early
Stay late & leave the gift of Allah's
Peace,love,joy & good health behind
shaban mubarak,eid mubarak,
ramadan mubarak,
May you remain happy all the time
Irrespective of any occasion

Waiting 4 my sms?

R U Waiting 4
My Msg?
.-*-.
( '.' )
=(,,)=(,,)=
Shoo Shweeeeet..
Dont Worry.
How Can I
Forget U?
HERE Comes
My Wish.
Eid Mubarak

Open all the doors of success

May the blessings of Allah
fill your life with happiness
and open all the doors of success
now and always.
Eid Mubarak

Abi eid ko 1 din hay

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/// E I D \
//MUBARAK\
Aap soch rahe hon gay abi eid ko 5 din baqi hain,
Lekin
Ya
To
Socho
Hamara sms jis ko mil jata hai samjho us ki to eid ho gai
So
/////\\
/// E I D \
//MUBARAK\

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Eid SmS 2011 Collections

May God send his Love like Sunshine

in his warm and gentle ways

to fill every corner of your Heart

and filled your Life with a lot of

Happiness like this EID DAY.

Wishing you EID MUBARAK.

Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,

Eid bring God Endless Blessings,

Eid bring fresh love...

EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes

"EID" Is a wonderful "DAY" "2Pray "2Love"

"2Care" "2Smile" "2Celebrate" "2Visit" And

2 Thank "GOD" 4 everything. 

It's your Eid Gift
47028918583496
Rs.1000 walay scratch card
ka number hay load kar lo.
Nahi load howa?
Kamal hey,
jub me ne kia tha tab to ho gia tha:)

Tum abhi thahro musarrat bhare pal ki yado

mai jara apni udasi se nimat kar aaya maine

dekha hi nahi chand mukammal azad mere

diwar pe aaya v to batkar aaya.

Some words can be left unsaid,

Some feeling can be left unexpressed,

But person like u can never be forgotten

on this day

* * EID MUBARAK * *

When the sun has set, and day is done-

I"ll break this chain, but only one.

By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!

It"s time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

Missing you a lot on this Eid. Wishing you were

here to celebrate this holy occasion with me .

Happpppy Eid Mubarik.

As the candlelight flame,

Ur life may always be happiness' claim;

As the mountain high,

U move without sigh;

Like the white linen flair,

Purity is always an affair;

All darkness is far away,

Aslight is on its way;

Wish all of u a very Happy Eid Mubarak.

Here comes the day,once in a blue moon.

With chanda mama shinin up bright

And blessing everyone… Her luv so tender, merciful.

Shinin down on the earth wishin us

“Happy eid”.”Eid mubarakh”

Do you know what is the meaning of EID ?

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words

E - Embrace with open heart

I - Inspire with impressive attitude

D - Distribute pleasure to all

~Eid Mubarak~

Like the colour of silver,
in the night sky,
the new moon rises,
the holy month has past,
the fasting is over,
tomorrow is the great feast of Eid-ul-Fitr.
We will eat spicy chicken,
and mouthwatering pakoras,
I'll call my neighbours,
and friends on the street,
may the peace of Allah,
and joy of Eid,
be with everyone.


Look Outside... It's so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you... Trees Dancing
for you... Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**


Network busy Number Busy No Signal
Message not Send....That's what we'll
see on Ist Day of "EID" So "HAPPY
EID MUBRACK" before the rush start!


As you celebrate this holy occasion,
you are wished the brightest moments
that EID can bring, lots of love
and laughter to fill ur days with
cheer and a New year that is sure
to bring you, the best of everything.


Earth can forget rotating, Bird can
forget flying, Candle can forget melting,
Heart can forget beating but I’ll never
forget to wish U
“HAPPY EID MUBBARK"


Lonesome Without U,Each N Every Moments.
When I Am Alone I Close My Eyes N Think
Of U N Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms Me
Inside N Makes Me Smile.Miss U A Lot.
Eid Mubarak


Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...
MUBARAK ho EID


This Eid may God bring a lot of peace,
prosperity and happiness to my Muslim
brothers and sisters.
Ameen,


I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive
your transgressions and ease the suffering
of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik 


No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u,
God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u,
Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubarik.


Can I stay here in your inbox and wait till

CHAND RAAT so that I will be 1st to Greet

you and wish you Happy Eid Mubarak

Sending u warm wishes on

“EID-UL-Fitr”

and wishing that,

it brings your way ever joys and

happiness.

Remember me in ur prayers.

Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,

E: Extreem Happy

I : In

D : Divide Expenses.

BusinessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy

I : In

D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of

I : Increase

D : Dual Happy

lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or

I : I

D : DAte

I wish a wish for u.

The wish i wish for few.

The wish i wish for u is that

your all wishes come true

so keep on wishing

as my all wishes are with you.

Eid Mubarak

Network busy number busy
No signal massage not sent‚¦.
Thats what well see on 1st day of Eid
So “Happy Eid Day‚ before the rush start.


May the noor of this month illuminate ur heart, mind and soul n
may all ur duas be answered. Remember me in your prayers.
EID MUBARAK 

 **Enjoy with your Friends & Family on this Eid 2011. Eid Mubarak**

 **********************************************************

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May God send his Love like Sunshine

in his warm and gentle ways

to fill every corner of your Heart

and filled your Life with a lot of

Happiness like this EID DAY.

Wishing you EID MUBARAK.

Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,

Eid bring God Endless Blessings,

Eid bring fresh love...

EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes

"EID" Is a wonderful "DAY" "2Pray "2Love"

"2Care" "2Smile" "2Celebrate" "2Visit" And

2 Thank "GOD" 4 everything. 

It's your Eid Gift
47028918583496
Rs.1000 walay scratch card
ka number hay load kar lo.
Nahi load howa?
Kamal hey,
jub me ne kia tha tab to ho gia tha:)

Tum abhi thahro musarrat bhare pal ki yado

mai jara apni udasi se nimat kar aaya maine

dekha hi nahi chand mukammal azad mere

diwar pe aaya v to batkar aaya.

Some words can be left unsaid,

Some feeling can be left unexpressed,

But person like u can never be forgotten

on this day

* * EID MUBARAK * *

When the sun has set, and day is done-

I"ll break this chain, but only one.

By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!

It"s time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

Missing you a lot on this Eid. Wishing you were

here to celebrate this holy occasion with me .

Happpppy Eid Mubarik.

As the candlelight flame,

Ur life may always be happiness' claim;

As the mountain high,

U move without sigh;

Like the white linen flair,

Purity is always an affair;

All darkness is far away,

Aslight is on its way;

Wish all of u a very Happy Eid Mubarak.

Here comes the day,once in a blue moon.

With chanda mama shinin up bright

And blessing everyone… Her luv so tender, merciful.

Shinin down on the earth wishin us

“Happy eid”.”Eid mubarakh”

Do you know what is the meaning of EID ?

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words

E - Embrace with open heart

I - Inspire with impressive attitude

D - Distribute pleasure to all

~Eid Mubarak~

Like the colour of silver,
in the night sky,
the new moon rises,
the holy month has past,
the fasting is over,
tomorrow is the great feast of Eid-ul-Fitr.
We will eat spicy chicken,
and mouthwatering pakoras,
I'll call my neighbours,
and friends on the street,
may the peace of Allah,
and joy of Eid,
be with everyone.


Look Outside... It's so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you... Trees Dancing
for you... Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**


Network busy Number Busy No Signal
Message not Send....That's what we'll
see on Ist Day of "EID" So "HAPPY
EID MUBRACK" before the rush start!


As you celebrate this holy occasion,
you are wished the brightest moments
that EID can bring, lots of love
and laughter to fill ur days with
cheer and a New year that is sure
to bring you, the best of everything.


Earth can forget rotating, Bird can
forget flying, Candle can forget melting,
Heart can forget beating but I’ll never
forget to wish U
“HAPPY EID MUBBARK"


Lonesome Without U,Each N Every Moments.
When I Am Alone I Close My Eyes N Think
Of U N Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms Me
Inside N Makes Me Smile.Miss U A Lot.
Eid Mubarak


Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...
MUBARAK ho EID


This Eid may God bring a lot of peace,
prosperity and happiness to my Muslim
brothers and sisters.
Ameen,


I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive
your transgressions and ease the suffering
of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik 


No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u,
God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u,
Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubarik.


Can I stay here in your inbox and wait till

CHAND RAAT so that I will be 1st to Greet

you and wish you Happy Eid Mubarak

Sending u warm wishes on

“EID-UL-Fitr”

and wishing that,

it brings your way ever joys and

happiness.

Remember me in ur prayers.

Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,

E: Extreem Happy

I : In

D : Divide Expenses.

BusinessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy

I : In

D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of

I : Increase

D : Dual Happy

lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or

I : I

D : DAte

I wish a wish for u.

The wish i wish for few.

The wish i wish for u is that

your all wishes come true

so keep on wishing

as my all wishes are with you.

Eid Mubarak

Network busy number busy
No signal massage not sent‚¦.
Thats what well see on 1st day of Eid
So “Happy Eid Day‚ before the rush start.


May the noor of this month illuminate ur heart, mind and soul n
may all ur duas be answered. Remember me in your prayers.
EID MUBARAK 

 **Enjoy with your Friends & Family on this Eid 2011. Eid Mubarak**

 **********************************************************

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

***
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.


***
Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.

***
Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

***
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish.


***
Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".


***
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!

Saint: I don't have.

TT: Where do you want to go?

Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!

TT: Come, lets go!

Saint: Where?

TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.


***
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.


***
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?

Both don't exist.


***
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you!

Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

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Funny SMS Jokes SMS Quotes

Funny SMS Jokes SMS Insulting SMS

Jokes Santa/Banta SMS

 

Judge asks a little Kid: Now that your parents are 

getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?

Kid: No, my mummy beats me.

Judge:  Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.

Kid: No, my daddy beats me too.

Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with?

Kid: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, 
they never beat anybody !!!

1Santa: I got married because 

I was tired of cooking, clean ing

home and washing clothes.

1Banta: Amazing, I got divorce 

for the same reason.

2Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went 

alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

2Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.

I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. 

Funny Sharma was filling up application form for a job.

<a href="http://instaforex.com/?x=DTRH">InstaForex</a>

He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote: YES

 

A Very Funny beautiful girl was a college student.

Once Very Funny Girl comes late to class.

Teacher: Why are you late?

Very Funny Girl : One boy was following me, sir.

Teacher: So, What?

Very Funny Girl : That boy was walking very slow.

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?

Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
Hindi Version
Boyfriend: Kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi?
Funny Girlfriend: Mein to gujara kar lungi par tera kya hoga kaaliya?

Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?
Employee: (looking down) No Sir...
Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.

Hindi Version
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?
Employee: (sar jhuka ke) Nahi sir
Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho? Meri taraf dekho.

Hindi Joke 

Very Funny Girl ek beautiful college student thi.

Ek bar vo class me late aati hai.

Teacher: Tum late kiyon ho?

Very Funny Girl : Sir Ji, ik londa mera peecha kar raha tha.

Teacher: Par fir kya hua, tum late kaise hui?

Very Funny Girl : Sir, voh londa bahut dheere dheere chal raha tha.

 

When life is going wrong,
when relations break up,
when sorrow engulfs you,
when tears flow down your eyes,
just give me a call:
because I sell tissue papers!

If eyes speak: Love.
If tears speak: Affection.
If money speaks: Greed.
If everyone speaks: World.
If only you speak: Mental

Four things which brings tears to the eye:
Broken Love.
Separated Friendship.
Death.
Onion!

At this very moment;
1 billion people are sleeping,
1 million people are eating,
1000 people are drinking,
100 people are playing
and 1 monkey is reading my sms.  

 

Teasing SMS Joke
What's the difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha, what will you do now?

When you feel sad and alone,
When everyone seem to be leaving you,
when the world seems to be fading away into the mist,
please let me know: I will take you to the eye specialist for a checkup!

Close your eyes for a minute and think about yourself.
Now open your eyes:
Congratulation! You have wasted a minute of your life thinking about an idiot.

But why didn't you tell me the good news.
I heard it from one of our friends.
Anyways Congratulation!
A TV channel has been named after you.
Animal Planet!

I saw you yesterday on the road.
Such beautiful eyes,
walking gracefully down the road,
and I started to sing;
Who let the dogs out!

Beauty is not based on how you look,
beauty is not based on how you speak,
beauty is not based on your color,
but beauty is based on your inner self.
So please change your inner-wear daily without fail! 

 

Funny SMS

It seems that a new law is coming in 2010:
All beautiful people have to pay beauty taxes.
Thankfully you escaped. But I didn't!
Ok, don't get tensed, forward this message to your friends and have fun.

No calls from you.
No SMS from you.
No emails from you.
I am really afraid whether,
The Dog Catchers found you again!

Hilarious Joke Message SMS
Secrets for a happy and healthy life:
Get a girlfriend who cooks well.
Get a girlfriend who takes care well.
Get a girlfriend who looks well.
And most of all make sure that these three girls don't meet each other! 

Insulting Jokes SMS
Please select one of the following days:
Saturday
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday.
And kindly take a bath at least on that one day because I can't tolerate bad smell.

Most Lovable Kiss: Mother's,
Sweetest Kiss: Girlfriend's,
Cute Kiss: Sister's,
Hottest Kiss: keep your lips on the bike silencer!

You are so far away from me,
many hundreds of miles.
Yet, I see you every day in the following TV Channels:
Animal Planet.
National Geographic.
Cartoon Network.

You are so cute my dear friend:
C: Causing.
U: Unnecessary.
T: Trouble.
E: Everywhere.

You are the most SENTIMENTAL friend of mine:
One percent SENTI
Ninety Nine Percent MENTAL!

I want you to be with me on a cheerful night,
in a nice restaurant,
candlelight dinner,
superb menu,
and say the 3 important words to you.
PAY THE BILL!

Hello, this is All India Anti Sleep Association.
Our aim is to call up everybody,
and disturb the sleep of others.
"Thank you and over".

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Sometimes small things in life hurt a lot.
If you don't agree with what I say, try sitting on a pin.

A girl called me last Sunday and told
"Nobody is home. Please come".
I went to her house.
What she said was true:
Nobody was there!

I have lots of jokes in my mobile.
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time.
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
"You are so beautiful"

Do you know what the computer thinks when you sit in front of it?
INTEL Inside.
Mental Outside.
Your words are like Crocin,
Your smile is like Colgate,
Your touch is like zandu balm,
Your presence is like Anacin,
Your SMS is like Vicks action 500,
and that's why I never fall ill!

Without ugliness, there is no beauty in the world.
Without stupidity, there is no intelligence in the world.
So don't worry, you are very much required in this world!

Police have put me in jail,
because I was in possession of GOOD LOOKS.
The police needs an ugly donkey,
to take me out on bail.
So I messaged you!

The Earth might stop revolving,
The stars might stop twinkling,
The birds might stop flying,
The sun might stop glowing,
But your brain will never start working!

A baby pig asks his father:
Father why are we so ugly?
The father says to him:
Don't worry my son,
you should see the one who is reading this msg.

A short story, thrilling and full of suspense till the end. Read on.
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The End

Today's best quote.
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Life is just like this:
there is nothing at the end.

Hello, this is your cell phone who is speaking.
There is no particular problem.
I just wanted to leave your pocket, the smell is unbearable!

Why did God create "Albert Einstein" before creating me?
Ans: Because he wanted to create a "SAMPLE PIECE" before creating a "MASTER PIECE"!!

Those bright eyes, beautiful smile, milky white teeth and sweet voice.
Enough about me, tell me about you now.

I miss you so much,
where ever I go.
I want to see you,
every day.
I feel like seeing you,
if I am out of town.
Do you know why?
Because I love dogs!

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Eid SmS 2011 Collections

May God send his Love like Sunshine

in his warm and gentle ways

to fill every corner of your Heart

and filled your Life with a lot of

Happiness like this EID DAY.

Wishing you EID MUBARAK.

Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,

Eid bring God Endless Blessings,

Eid bring fresh love...

EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes

"EID" Is a wonderful "DAY" "2Pray "2Love"

"2Care" "2Smile" "2Celebrate" "2Visit" And

2 Thank "GOD" 4 everything. 

It's your Eid Gift
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Rs.1000 walay scratch card
ka number hay load kar lo.
Nahi load howa?
Kamal hey,
jub me ne kia tha tab to ho gia tha:)

Tum abhi thahro musarrat bhare pal ki yado

mai jara apni udasi se nimat kar aaya maine

dekha hi nahi chand mukammal azad mere

diwar pe aaya v to batkar aaya.

Some words can be left unsaid,

Some feeling can be left unexpressed,

But person like u can never be forgotten

on this day

* * EID MUBARAK * *

When the sun has set, and day is done-

I"ll break this chain, but only one.

By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!

It"s time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

Missing you a lot on this Eid. Wishing you were

here to celebrate this holy occasion with me .

Happpppy Eid Mubarik.

As the candlelight flame,

Ur life may always be happiness' claim;

As the mountain high,

U move without sigh;

Like the white linen flair,

Purity is always an affair;

All darkness is far away,

Aslight is on its way;

Wish all of u a very Happy Eid Mubarak.

Here comes the day,once in a blue moon.

With chanda mama shinin up bright

And blessing everyone… Her luv so tender, merciful.

Shinin down on the earth wishin us

“Happy eid”.”Eid mubarakh”

Do you know what is the meaning of EID ?

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words

E - Embrace with open heart

I - Inspire with impressive attitude

D - Distribute pleasure to all

~Eid Mubarak~

Like the colour of silver,
in the night sky,
the new moon rises,
the holy month has past,
the fasting is over,
tomorrow is the great feast of Eid-ul-Fitr.
We will eat spicy chicken,
and mouthwatering pakoras,
I'll call my neighbours,
and friends on the street,
may the peace of Allah,
and joy of Eid,
be with everyone.


Look Outside... It's so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you... Trees Dancing
for you... Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**


Network busy Number Busy No Signal
Message not Send....That's what we'll
see on Ist Day of "EID" So "HAPPY
EID MUBRACK" before the rush start!


As you celebrate this holy occasion,
you are wished the brightest moments
that EID can bring, lots of love
and laughter to fill ur days with
cheer and a New year that is sure
to bring you, the best of everything.


Earth can forget rotating, Bird can
forget flying, Candle can forget melting,
Heart can forget beating but I’ll never
forget to wish U
“HAPPY EID MUBBARK"


Lonesome Without U,Each N Every Moments.
When I Am Alone I Close My Eyes N Think
Of U N Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms Me
Inside N Makes Me Smile.Miss U A Lot.
Eid Mubarak


Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...
MUBARAK ho EID


This Eid may God bring a lot of peace,
prosperity and happiness to my Muslim
brothers and sisters.
Ameen,


I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive
your transgressions and ease the suffering
of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik 


No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u,
God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u,
Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubarik.


Can I stay here in your inbox and wait till

CHAND RAAT so that I will be 1st to Greet

you and wish you Happy Eid Mubarak

Sending u warm wishes on

“EID-UL-Fitr”

and wishing that,

it brings your way ever joys and

happiness.

Remember me in ur prayers.

Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,

E: Extreem Happy

I : In

D : Divide Expenses.

BusinessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy

I : In

D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of

I : Increase

D : Dual Happy

lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or

I : I

D : DAte

I wish a wish for u.

The wish i wish for few.

The wish i wish for u is that

your all wishes come true

so keep on wishing

as my all wishes are with you.

Eid Mubarak

Network busy number busy
No signal massage not sent‚¦.
Thats what well see on 1st day of Eid
So “Happy Eid Day‚ before the rush start.


May the noor of this month illuminate ur heart, mind and soul n
may all ur duas be answered. Remember me in your prayers.
EID MUBARAK 

 **Enjoy with your Friends &amp;amp; Family on this Eid 2011. Eid Mubarak**

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