Eid SMS 2

Eid SMS / Text Messages

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I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.

I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds,
forgive your transgressions and ease
the suffering of all peoples around the globe.
Eid Mubarak

HaPpY Eid MubariK

HaPpY Eid MubariK
I know its too early...
but l have hundreds of boys and pretty girls to wish...
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties first!

Special dua 4 special person

Special dua 4 special person:
May
Allah almighty bless u with
Sehat,
Rahat,
Nemat,
Izzat,
Barkat,
Dault,
Salamti,
Hayati,
Kamyabi &
unlimited khushiyan :)
EID MUBARAK

Eid... a time for joy

Eid...
A time for joy,
a time for togetherness,
a time to remember my blessings..
For me... it's you!
May Allah Bless you &
Give u all the joy u bring to my life!

Wishing you happy EID

Wishing u happy Eid,
soft as silk,
white as milk,
sweet as honey,
full of money
and
bubli as u

Its time for EID and lots of fun

When the sun has set, and day is done
I'll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan,
It's time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

U fasted, u prayed,

U fasted,u prayed,
U been good 4 a whole 30 days.
So ur merciful ALLAH gave u a sign,
Out came the moon 2 say come celebrate..
Happy Eid Mubarak

after 24 hours everyone will wish u

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after 24 hours everyone
will wish u but
I M THE FIRST 2 WISH U EID MUBARAK

I m d first wishing u eid mubarak

After 3 days
After 72 hours
After 4320 min
After 259200sec
Every1 will send u this msg but i m the
1st telling u and ur family Eid Mubarak.

Best Eid SMS Messages

Here are some of the best Eid SMS Messages in English

• Waiting for my Eid SMS
• Its a pleasant eid mubarak
• Bouqet of Eid Wishes
• Many are the eid wishes
• Eid is 3 meaningful words
• Miss you a lot on Eid
• Eid Days are meant to celebrate
• This Eid is happiest and best
• Original Eid Mubarak Wish
• I wish a wish for you
• I wish you best of everything
• May the delight & moments
• Wish a very happy Eid 2 U

You are awarded a bouqet of good deeds

You are awarded a bouqet of good deeds,
a vase of blessing,
a parachut of glad itdings
4 completing da holy ramadan.
EID MUBARAK

Before the golden sun rise

Before the Golden Sun Rise,
let me decorate each of the Rays
with Wishes of Success,
prosperous and Happiness
4 u and 4 ur Family.
Happy Eid Mubarak.

After congregational eid prayer

After congregational eid prayer,
Sentiment reciprocated with deep sense of
Gratitude and manifestation.
Very very happy eid to you and your family

Happy EID-Mubarak to all of you

Happy EID-Mubarak to all of you
A Wonderful One..!!
To Help Make Your Eid
Friendship And Fun
Light Hearted Moments Of
Bright, Happy Things
Warm,Happy Hours And
That This Eid Day Brings

Like the colour of silver - eid

Like the colour of silver,
in the night sky,
the new moon rises,
the holy month has past,
the fasting is over,
tomorrow is the great feast of Eid-ul-Fitr.
We will eat spicy chicken,
and mouthwatering pakoras,
I'll call my neighbours,
and friends on the street,
may the peace of Allah,
and joy of Eid,
be with everyone.

Network busy number busy

Network busy number busy
No signal massage not sent‚
Thats what well see on 1st day of Eid
So Happy Eid Day‚ before the rush start.

Being with u make

Being
with
you
makes
e
very
moment
of
mine
a
celebration ..!!
EID Mubarak !!

Can I stay here ?

Can I Stay
Here
In
Ur
InbOx
&
Wait Till The End Of Ramzan
So
That
I
Can B
The 1st Who
Wish
A
Very sweet
&
Happy Eid Mubarik

May the auspicious occasion of eid

May the auspicious occasion of Eid ,
bless you with peace
and
bring joy to your heart and home.
EID Mubarak

Its time for Eid and lots of fun

When the sun has set, and day is done-
I"ll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It"s time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

Eid mubarak from biology student

Cardially.
Happy Eid day from the depth of right & left ventricles,
wrapped with the ribbons of purkinje fibers and sealed in pericardium.
Decorated with SA and AV nodes with a glitter topping of pericardial fluid
and cusps of mitral and tricuspid valves.
In short ap ko teh-e-dil se EID MUBARAK ho :)

May the magic of dis EID

May the magic of dis EID
bring lots of happiness in ur life
& may u celebrate it wid
all ur close friendzzzzzz
& may it fill ur HEART wid love

Mubarak naam hai tera

Mubarak naam hai tera,
mubarak Eid ho tujhko,
jise tu dekhna chahe
usi ki deed ho tujko
EID MUBARAK.

Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko

Chupkay say chand ki Roshni Choo Jaye Apko
Dheeray Say Ya Hawa Kuch Keh Jaye Apko
Dil Say jo Chahtay Hoo Maang Lo Khuda Say
Hum Dua Kartay Hain Mil Jaye Woo Apko
EID MUBARAK

Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain

Hum app ki yaad main udas hain,
Bas app say milnay ki ass hay,
Chahay dost kitnay hi kion na hoon,
Maray liye tu app hi sab se khas hain‚¦
Eid Mubarak To My Cute, Sweet and Special Friend.

Kiya jo faisla eid mubarak kehne ka

Socha kisi apne se baat karun,
Apne kisi khaas ko yaad karun,
Kiya jo faisla eid mubarak kehne ka,
Dil ne kaha kyun na aapseshuruwat karun.
*EID MUBARAK*

Your relation is like paktel

Your relation is like paktel
"dil to 1 hay"
Your Ove like telenor
"Chaho kuch barh k"
Your sincerety like Haleeb
"garah to hay"
Your smile like twist
"Hila k rakh de"
your style like Ufone
"Tum hi to ho"
Your personality lika Bonanza
"Absolutely worldclass"
My response like lipton
"Yehi to hai wo apnapun"
aur apnaypun k sath
"EID Mubarak"

I'm the first 2 say u eid Mubarak !

Don't open it for atleast 5 more day,
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Mujhey pata tha aap say sabar kahan ho ga,
Happy EID Mubarak.
Yaad rakhna I'm the first 2 say u eid Mubarak !

2 din pehlay hi eid ka chand dekh lia

Close
Ur
Eyes
And
Imagine
My
Smily
Face
Have You Done It???
Mubarak ho
Aap Ne 5 Din Pehlay Hi Eid Ka Chand Dekh liya‚¦.

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Funny English SMS, Funny Quotes

Funny English SMS

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.


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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.

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Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish.


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Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".


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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!

Saint: I don't have.

TT: Where do you want to go?

Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!

TT: Come, lets go!

Saint: Where?

TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.


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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.


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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?

Both don't exist.


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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you!

Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

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Funny SMS Jokes SMS Quotes

Funny SMS Jokes SMS Insulting SMS

Jokes Santa/Banta SMS

 

Judge asks a little Kid: Now that your parents are 

getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?

Kid: No, my mummy beats me.

Judge:  Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.

Kid: No, my daddy beats me too.

Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with?

Kid: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, 
they never beat anybody !!!

1Santa: I got married because 

I was tired of cooking, clean ing

home and washing clothes.

1Banta: Amazing, I got divorce 

for the same reason.

2Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went 

alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money.

2Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money.

I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. 

Funny Sharma was filling up application form for a job.

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He was not sure what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote: YES

 

A Very Funny beautiful girl was a college student.

Once Very Funny Girl comes late to class.

Teacher: Why are you late?

Very Funny Girl : One boy was following me, sir.

Teacher: So, What?

Very Funny Girl : That boy was walking very slow.

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?

Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
Hindi Version
Boyfriend: Kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi?
Funny Girlfriend: Mein to gujara kar lungi par tera kya hoga kaaliya?

Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl?
Employee: (looking down) No Sir...
Boss: Don't look down. Look at me.

Hindi Version
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai?
Employee: (sar jhuka ke) Nahi sir
Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho? Meri taraf dekho.

Hindi Joke 

Very Funny Girl ek beautiful college student thi.

Ek bar vo class me late aati hai.

Teacher: Tum late kiyon ho?

Very Funny Girl : Sir Ji, ik londa mera peecha kar raha tha.

Teacher: Par fir kya hua, tum late kaise hui?

Very Funny Girl : Sir, voh londa bahut dheere dheere chal raha tha.

 

When life is going wrong,
when relations break up,
when sorrow engulfs you,
when tears flow down your eyes,
just give me a call:
because I sell tissue papers!

If eyes speak: Love.
If tears speak: Affection.
If money speaks: Greed.
If everyone speaks: World.
If only you speak: Mental

Four things which brings tears to the eye:
Broken Love.
Separated Friendship.
Death.
Onion!

At this very moment;
1 billion people are sleeping,
1 million people are eating,
1000 people are drinking,
100 people are playing
and 1 monkey is reading my sms.  

 

Teasing SMS Joke
What's the difference between stupid and idiot?
Stupid will delete this joke.
Idiot will forward this joke.
Ha ha, what will you do now?

When you feel sad and alone,
When everyone seem to be leaving you,
when the world seems to be fading away into the mist,
please let me know: I will take you to the eye specialist for a checkup!

Close your eyes for a minute and think about yourself.
Now open your eyes:
Congratulation! You have wasted a minute of your life thinking about an idiot.

But why didn't you tell me the good news.
I heard it from one of our friends.
Anyways Congratulation!
A TV channel has been named after you.
Animal Planet!

I saw you yesterday on the road.
Such beautiful eyes,
walking gracefully down the road,
and I started to sing;
Who let the dogs out!

Beauty is not based on how you look,
beauty is not based on how you speak,
beauty is not based on your color,
but beauty is based on your inner self.
So please change your inner-wear daily without fail! 

 

Funny SMS

It seems that a new law is coming in 2010:
All beautiful people have to pay beauty taxes.
Thankfully you escaped. But I didn't!
Ok, don't get tensed, forward this message to your friends and have fun.

No calls from you.
No SMS from you.
No emails from you.
I am really afraid whether,
The Dog Catchers found you again!

Hilarious Joke Message SMS
Secrets for a happy and healthy life:
Get a girlfriend who cooks well.
Get a girlfriend who takes care well.
Get a girlfriend who looks well.
And most of all make sure that these three girls don't meet each other! 

Insulting Jokes SMS
Please select one of the following days:
Saturday
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday.
And kindly take a bath at least on that one day because I can't tolerate bad smell.

Most Lovable Kiss: Mother's,
Sweetest Kiss: Girlfriend's,
Cute Kiss: Sister's,
Hottest Kiss: keep your lips on the bike silencer!

You are so far away from me,
many hundreds of miles.
Yet, I see you every day in the following TV Channels:
Animal Planet.
National Geographic.
Cartoon Network.

You are so cute my dear friend:
C: Causing.
U: Unnecessary.
T: Trouble.
E: Everywhere.

You are the most SENTIMENTAL friend of mine:
One percent SENTI
Ninety Nine Percent MENTAL!

I want you to be with me on a cheerful night,
in a nice restaurant,
candlelight dinner,
superb menu,
and say the 3 important words to you.
PAY THE BILL!

Hello, this is All India Anti Sleep Association.
Our aim is to call up everybody,
and disturb the sleep of others.
"Thank you and over".

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Sometimes small things in life hurt a lot.
If you don't agree with what I say, try sitting on a pin.

A girl called me last Sunday and told
"Nobody is home. Please come".
I went to her house.
What she said was true:
Nobody was there!

I have lots of jokes in my mobile.
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time.
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
"You are so beautiful"

Do you know what the computer thinks when you sit in front of it?
INTEL Inside.
Mental Outside.
Your words are like Crocin,
Your smile is like Colgate,
Your touch is like zandu balm,
Your presence is like Anacin,
Your SMS is like Vicks action 500,
and that's why I never fall ill!

Without ugliness, there is no beauty in the world.
Without stupidity, there is no intelligence in the world.
So don't worry, you are very much required in this world!

Police have put me in jail,
because I was in possession of GOOD LOOKS.
The police needs an ugly donkey,
to take me out on bail.
So I messaged you!

The Earth might stop revolving,
The stars might stop twinkling,
The birds might stop flying,
The sun might stop glowing,
But your brain will never start working!

A baby pig asks his father:
Father why are we so ugly?
The father says to him:
Don't worry my son,
you should see the one who is reading this msg.

A short story, thrilling and full of suspense till the end. Read on.
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The End

Today's best quote.
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Scroll down.
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Life is just like this:
there is nothing at the end.

Hello, this is your cell phone who is speaking.
There is no particular problem.
I just wanted to leave your pocket, the smell is unbearable!

Why did God create "Albert Einstein" before creating me?
Ans: Because he wanted to create a "SAMPLE PIECE" before creating a "MASTER PIECE"!!

Those bright eyes, beautiful smile, milky white teeth and sweet voice.
Enough about me, tell me about you now.

I miss you so much,
where ever I go.
I want to see you,
every day.
I feel like seeing you,
if I am out of town.
Do you know why?
Because I love dogs!

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Eid SmS 2011 Collections

May God send his Love like Sunshine

in his warm and gentle ways

to fill every corner of your Heart

and filled your Life with a lot of

Happiness like this EID DAY.

Wishing you EID MUBARAK.

Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,

Eid bring God Endless Blessings,

Eid bring fresh love...

EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes

"EID" Is a wonderful "DAY" "2Pray "2Love"

"2Care" "2Smile" "2Celebrate" "2Visit" And

2 Thank "GOD" 4 everything. 

It's your Eid Gift
47028918583496
Rs.1000 walay scratch card
ka number hay load kar lo.
Nahi load howa?
Kamal hey,
jub me ne kia tha tab to ho gia tha:)

Tum abhi thahro musarrat bhare pal ki yado

mai jara apni udasi se nimat kar aaya maine

dekha hi nahi chand mukammal azad mere

diwar pe aaya v to batkar aaya.

Some words can be left unsaid,

Some feeling can be left unexpressed,

But person like u can never be forgotten

on this day

* * EID MUBARAK * *

When the sun has set, and day is done-

I"ll break this chain, but only one.

By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!

It"s time for Eid and lots of fun!!!

Missing you a lot on this Eid. Wishing you were

here to celebrate this holy occasion with me .

Happpppy Eid Mubarik.

As the candlelight flame,

Ur life may always be happiness' claim;

As the mountain high,

U move without sigh;

Like the white linen flair,

Purity is always an affair;

All darkness is far away,

Aslight is on its way;

Wish all of u a very Happy Eid Mubarak.

Here comes the day,once in a blue moon.

With chanda mama shinin up bright

And blessing everyone… Her luv so tender, merciful.

Shinin down on the earth wishin us

“Happy eid”.”Eid mubarakh”

Do you know what is the meaning of EID ?

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words

E - Embrace with open heart

I - Inspire with impressive attitude

D - Distribute pleasure to all

~Eid Mubarak~

Like the colour of silver,
in the night sky,
the new moon rises,
the holy month has past,
the fasting is over,
tomorrow is the great feast of Eid-ul-Fitr.
We will eat spicy chicken,
and mouthwatering pakoras,
I'll call my neighbours,
and friends on the street,
may the peace of Allah,
and joy of Eid,
be with everyone.


Look Outside... It's so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you... Trees Dancing
for you... Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**


Network busy Number Busy No Signal
Message not Send....That's what we'll
see on Ist Day of "EID" So "HAPPY
EID MUBRACK" before the rush start!


As you celebrate this holy occasion,
you are wished the brightest moments
that EID can bring, lots of love
and laughter to fill ur days with
cheer and a New year that is sure
to bring you, the best of everything.


Earth can forget rotating, Bird can
forget flying, Candle can forget melting,
Heart can forget beating but I’ll never
forget to wish U
“HAPPY EID MUBBARK"


Lonesome Without U,Each N Every Moments.
When I Am Alone I Close My Eyes N Think
Of U N Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms Me
Inside N Makes Me Smile.Miss U A Lot.
Eid Mubarak


Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...
MUBARAK ho EID


This Eid may God bring a lot of peace,
prosperity and happiness to my Muslim
brothers and sisters.
Ameen,


I wish you ALL a very happy and peaceful Eid.
May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive
your transgressions and ease the suffering
of all peoples around the globe.Eid Mubarik 


No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u,
God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u,
Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubarik.


Can I stay here in your inbox and wait till

CHAND RAAT so that I will be 1st to Greet

you and wish you Happy Eid Mubarak

Sending u warm wishes on

“EID-UL-Fitr”

and wishing that,

it brings your way ever joys and

happiness.

Remember me in ur prayers.

Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,

E: Extreem Happy

I : In

D : Divide Expenses.

BusinessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy

I : In

D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of

I : Increase

D : Dual Happy

lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or

I : I

D : DAte

I wish a wish for u.

The wish i wish for few.

The wish i wish for u is that

your all wishes come true

so keep on wishing

as my all wishes are with you.

Eid Mubarak

Network busy number busy
No signal massage not sent‚¦.
Thats what well see on 1st day of Eid
So “Happy Eid Day‚ before the rush start.


May the noor of this month illuminate ur heart, mind and soul n
may all ur duas be answered. Remember me in your prayers.
EID MUBARAK 

 **Enjoy with your Friends &amp;amp; Family on this Eid 2011. Eid Mubarak**

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