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Special at first sight

Everybody seems to
be SPECIAL at first sight,
But only the SPECIAL ones
maintain their level of dignity
till the last sight of the life.

My care and anger

My Care Will Be
In The Heart,
And
Not In Words..
My Anger Will Be
In Words,
And
Not In The Heart !!

Negative and positive thinking

Negative Thinking Is As Importnt
As Creative Thinking
Coz
If Creative Thinking Invents Aeroplane
Den Negative Thinking Invents Parachute.

Understanding Silence and words

No sound in this world can be
more louder than silence,
If any one can understand ur
silence,they can never
misunderstand ur words.!!

Cut ego not relations

Short but nice lines:
When nails are growing,
We cut our nails,
Not fingers
Similarly when EGO is rising,
We should cut EGO,
Not RELATIONS

Being ignored...

Sensible Lines:
"I have learned to care people too much..,
Not because they are good.
But..
Because I knew the pain of being ignored..."

Always call ur loved ones

Always give a call to ur loved ones!
No matter how busy u are...
This will develop a sense of
responsibility and care between u!

Can never forget 2 faces

Man cn Nvr Forget 2 Face in his whole Life....
-D 1 Who HOLDS his hand in Difficult Time.
-D other Who LEAVES Him Alone in Difficult Time

Relations r like ring

Lovely Relations Are Like a Ring,
If We Wear It,
It'll Hold Our Finger Tightly..
If We Remove It,
It'll Surely Make Us To Feel Its Absnce..

Singing bird will surely come

Always keep hoping for good. As the chinese say....
"Keep a green tree in ur heart,
the singing bird will surely come."

You don't understand

You don’t understand
-cutting unless you’re a cutter.
-drugs unless you’re a druggie.
-suicide unless you’ve attempted it.
-depression unless you’ve felt it.
-eating disorders unless you’ve had one.
-me unless you’ve been through what I’ve been through.
So don’t act like you understand.

Person expert in reading your heart

Never try to hide ur secrets
from a person who can read ur Eyes..
Because the one who reads your eyes
is always an expert in reading your Heart..!

God is making a beautiful picture 4 u

Beautiful Pictures are Devolped
from Negatives in a Dark Room.
So, if U see Darkness in ur Life
be sure that God is making
a Beautiful Picture 4 U! :)

The first and last person

The First Person In The Morning
'N The Last Person In The Night
You Think About,
Is Either The Cause Of Your Happiness Or
The Cause Of Your Pain. . . !!!

Never expect anything in return

Never expect anything in return from any1
But the truth is
when we really love someone,
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them!

Let me ask u something different

It Is Very Ussual 2 Ask
Whats Up?
H R U?
Had Ur Lunch?
Hows Life etc etc,
So Let Me Ask U Something Different
Did U Smile 2day?
If not Just do it now;-)

Never expect anything in return

Never expect anything in return from any1
But the truth is
when we really love someone,
we naturally expect a little care 4rm them!

Best in the world

BEST in the world:

Leader:
A L L A H

Guide:
Q U R A N

LifeStyle:
I S L A M

Person:
M O M I N

Personality:
M U H A M M A D

Routine:
S U N N A T

Law:
S H A R I A T

Lyrics:
A Z A A N

Loyalty:
E M A A N

Request:
D U A

Protection:
S A D Q A

Oath:
K A L M A

Exercise:
N A M A Z

Control:
R O Z A

Charity:
Z A K A T

Tour:
H A J J

Decision:
S A B A R

Work:
T A B L I G H

Action:
N E K I

Hobby:
D U R O O D

Hope:
We'll try 2 be the best INSHAALLAH.

Smile stays forever

Tree leaves do not look green forever,
Roses do not look fresh forever,
But I pray to ALLAH that
Smile on your lips stay forever.
Good Morning & Have A Nice Day

6 things which weaken/strengthen the relations

Six Things Which Weaken The Relations:
1) Misbehaving
2) Ignoring
3) Lying
4) Breaking Promises
5) Avoiding Contact
6) Doubting
Six Things Which Strengthen The Relations:
1) Good Attitude
2) Helping
3) Trusting
4) Respecting
5) Entertaining
6) Forgiving Mistakes.

What Is Experience

I Was Not Born Experienced
But
The Hard Realities,
Deceiving Natures,
Broken Promises,
Double Faces,
Attractive Words,
Melting Emotions,
Lovely Feelings,
Harsh Truths,
Bitter Behaviors,
Loving Attitude,
Ignoring Acts,
Multi Standards
& False Statements.
These All Taught Me
What Is Experience

Little efforts big difference

In Life,
Don't Settle For Someone
Who Can Buy A Coffee For You ,
Go For Someone
Who Can Actually Make It For You !
Sometimes Little Efforts Make
A Big Difference :-)

Someone loves to see u Smiling

Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when someone Hurts U
Smile because SOMEONE
still Loves to see u Smiling

Sending you 100,00,000 smiles

Sending you 100,00,000 smiles,
Take 1 for now * keep the
remaining 99,99,999 under ur pillow,
pick out 1 every morning bcoz
I want 2 cu smiling always and always

This is life

Lot of things go
unquestioned...
lot of things
unanswered...
Some feelings r
burried alive...
Some are born dead.
"This is life"

Thousands of languages around this world

Thousands of languages around this world
but
"smile" can beat them all.
Because
"Smile" is the Language even a BABY can speak..

Silence & smile are two powerful tools

Silence & smile are two powerful tools.
Smile is the way to solve many problems.
&
Silence is the way to avoid many problems.

I'm too Good, Accept it!

Life is Short, Live it!
Love is Small, Flirt it!
Troubles are Momentary, Face it!
Memories are Sweet, Cherish it!
I'm too Good, Accept it!

Too short to be unhappy

Love deeply and forgive quickly
take chances
give everything
have no regrets
cause life is too short 2 b unhappy

Reason for everything

There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can€™t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:)

GOD created gap between fingers

You know
why GOD created gap between fingers?
So that,
when at some day one who is made
for you comes and fills those gaps
by holding your hand.

Smile On Your Face

Rose is Famous 4 Grace...
Advocate is Famous 4 his Case...
Horses r Famous 4 Race...
But u r Famous 4 Smile on Ur Face...!
have a nice day

If my tomorrow never comes, I'm sorry

If My tomorrow never comes
I M sorry for all the Th‚¡ngs ‚¡ might have Sa‚¡d
I M sorry for all the Th‚¡ngs ‚¡ did Or didn,T Do
I M sorry ‚¡f ‚¡ ever ‚¡gnored you
I M sorry ‚¡f ‚¡ ever made you feel bad Or put you down
I M sorry ‚¡f ‚¡ ever thought ‚¡ was bigger Or better than you
I M sorry for everything wrong ‚¡ have ever done
I M Wr‚¡t‚¡ng Th‚¡s becoz ‚¡f My tomorrow never comes?
If I never get A chance To say sorry then I m sorry.. .. .. .. .

Life is like cotton

Life is like cotton:-
Don't make it heavier by sinking it
in Water of Sorrow,
but make it lighter by letting
it blow in the Wind of Joy!!!

Keep the smile, leave the tear.

Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again.

My message & your smile

Wonderful Combinations in this world...
Heart & Beats,
Night & Moon,
Music & Songs,
Roses & Love,
Fish & water,
My message & Your SMILE..!

Happy moments r like dew

Nothing is old nothing is new,
Its just a matter of point of view,
Enjoy life as happy days r few.
Bcz life is ocean & happy moments r like dew.

Trouble, Distress and brave!

A person of real beauty smiles in trouble,
gathers strength from distress
n
grows brave by reflection n prayers.

You will love your life by trusting these words

Anything that happens is for a good reason
& Anything that doesnt happen is only for very good reason
Trust these words U'll love ur life.

Good plan for today

A Good Plan
4 Today Is
Better Thn
A Great Plan
4 Tommorow!
Look Backward
With Satisfaction
&
Look Forward
With Confidence.

It's all in you

Always do wat u r afraid to do in life because,
to the questions of life
You are the answer
&
To the problems of life
You are the solution
Its all in "U". :)

Why do muslim covers females?

A Christian Guy Asked a Muslim Guy:
Why Do Your Females Cover Up Their Body & Hair?
The Muslim Guy Smiled & Took Out 2 Sweets,
He Opened One & Kept The Other One Wrapped.
He Threw Them Both On The Dusty Floor & Asked The Christian:
Now If I Ask You To Take One Of These Sweets,
Which One Will You Choose?
The Christian Replied: The Covered one.
The Muslim Guy Said:
That's How We See & Respect Our Women.

Silence to protect or 2 create distance?

"Sometimes we maintain silence 2 protect a beautiful relation,
But v forget too much of silence
creates a distance in every beautiful relation." Think.. ..!

Many smiling moments in ur life

Smile is completed
When It begins with you Lips,
Reflects in your Eyes,
&
Ends with a glow on your Face
I Wish U many many Smiling Moments in ur life.

Smile For The Ones You Love...

Smile For The Ones You Love...
A Simple Smile Is All It Takes To Make One Happy...
Love Can Come In Many Different Ways, Shapes n Sizes ...
But A Simple Smile Will Conquer Everything ...
And Leave The Best Of Us Speechless ...

Please remind me 2 remind u

Please remind me
2 remind u about
reminding me 2 send
u this reminder that
reminds me of reminding
u that i am always ur friend.
DONT FORGET!

Khuwabon main ayenge SMS ki tarah

Khuwabon main ayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil main bas jayenge ring tone ki tarah,
Ye yari kabhi kam na hogi balance ki tarah,
Sirf tum busy na hona network ki tarah

Muskaan tere hothon se kahin jaye na

Muskaan tere hothon se kahin jaye na,
Aansu teri palkon pe kabhi aaye na,
Poora ho tera har khwab aur jo poora na ho
Woh khawab kabhi aaye na

If 10 people care 4 U, One of them is me....

If 10 people care 4 U, One of them is me....
If one person cares 4 U, tat would be me again....
If no one cares 4 U,
that means I M not in this world...

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Realise It Before You Lose!

"When Someone Cares For Us,
We Think They R Boring Us.
But
When We Really Need Them,
Someone Else Have Already Liked Their Boring Care!"
Realise It Before You Lose!

I wish to be a good one

One Day I'll Be
Just A MEMORY For
Some People ...
But
I Do My Best
To Be A Good 0ne ... !!!

We are tested for something v never taught

We Go To School/College/
University Everyday.
We Learn Pointless Things,
But
We Are Never Taught
How To Make Moments Last.
But
I Think The Most Unfair
Thing Is At The End Of It,
We Are Tested On Something
We Are Never Taught -
We Have To Stand In Front Of
Each Other And Say
Good Bye

That's a true relation

Shakespare says
"When you'r angry at someone
&
get irritated time to time
but
you still can't live without Him/Her
.
.
.
That's a relation.True relation

Sharp is Ur memory, sweet is ur name

Sharp is Ur memory,
Sweet is Ur name,
Deep in my heart,
U will always remain,
Earth want water,
Flower wants dew,
I want nothing,
but a smile from U.

Good relationships are like trees

Good relationships are like trees
They demand attention & care in the beginning
but once they blossoms
they provide U shade in all situations of life

You are not okay

Sometimes when I say,"I am okay",
I want someone
to look me in the eyes,
Hug me tight,
and
say,"I know you are not".

Girls are like apples on trees.

Girls are like apples on trees.
The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
r afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong with them when in
reality they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to climb all
the way to the top of the tree

May Allah Fill Your Life

I Always Remember The People,
Who Are Special For Me,
Important For Me,
Near & Dear To Me,
Unavoidable For Me,
I Think About Them,
I Care About Them,
I Pray For Them
&
You Are One Of Them.
So I Wish, May Allah Fill Your Life With Colors Of Happiness & Smiles.
STAY BLESSED ALL THE TIME
Aameen..!

Share jokes instead of feelings

Do You Know What Is Difficult To Do?
It Is Difficult To Share Jokes
With The Person You Love,
While Deep Inside,
What You Really Want Is To
Share Your Feelings

Perfect look of girls/women

GIRLS Want To Look
Perfect For A Bunch 0f Guys,
But
A WOMAN 0nly Wants To
Look Beautiful For 0nly One Man

Crazy mathematics of happiness

Happiness
Is A Crazy
Mathematics
It MULTIPLIES
When You
DIVIDE It

Being good is different!

Best Msg for today's World:
Don't Try To Be Different, Just Be Good...!
Bcoz, now a days just being good is different enough...!!! ;)

Time to help or time to hurt

Knowingly We Dont Have Time To Help People,
Unknowingly We Always Manage Time To Hurt People.
Think Again.
Its True.

If Not happy being single!

"If you are not happy being single,
U'll never be happy in a relationship..!!
Get your own life first,
then try 2 share it with someone"

Absence and alteration in your life

Small quote but very meaningful:
"when my absence doesn't alter ur life,
then my presence has no meaning in ur life..

Failure has positive feedback

Every failure has sOme pOsitive feedback..
FOr Example,
Type the wOrd 'Rejected' In dictiOnary mOde..See what u get.
It's Amazing!

Education, Money, Wife & Friendship

Education gives Quality of Life!
Money gives Quality of Respect!
Wife gives Quality of Love!
But Friendship gives Quality of Heart!

Effective lines for adjustment & argument

Very effective lines:
1."Adjustment is always better than Argument"
2."A meaningful silence is better than meaningless words"

Happiness is a perfume.

Happiness is a perfume.
You cannot spread on others without getting a few drops on urself.
So always be happy to make others happy !

Heart can skip beat for a while

Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file
A Desert can replace the Nile
But nothing can stop a Smile
When your NAME comes on my Mobile

Death is not the greatest loss

Death is not the greatest loss in life
The greatest loss of life is
when relationship dies among us
while we r alive
So
B strong in your Relations.

Best lines by a best friend

Best lines by a best friend:
"It hurts me wen u talk to s0me0ne else n n0t me.. ..
it hurts even m0re wen s0me1 else makes u smile n i can't . . ."

No for an answer

When God gives us 'NO'
for an answer Keep in mind
that there is a much greater 'YES' behind it.
His 'NO' is not a 'REJECTION', But a 'REDIRECTION' :-)

I feel happy.

I feel happy.
Do u know y?
Coz im lucky
U know y?
coz GOD loves me
U know how?
coz god send me a wonderful friend
U know who?
ITS U!!!

Most difficult to decide

Its Difficult To Wait For Someone ,
And Its Difficult To Forget Someone !
But The Most Difficult Thing Is To
Decide Whether To Wait Or To
Forget Someone.....!!

Open and close

Dictionary Says That
'Open' And 'Close' Are Opposites,
But..
Life Teaches That We Are "Open"Only With Those,
With Whom We Are "Close" :-)

Favorite and hardest

"I Want To Be His Favorite
HELLO
And His Hardest
GOODBYE!"

Response is the powerful tool

"Response" Is One Of
The Powerful Tool To
Occupy A Place In
Someone's 'HEART'
Always
Give The Best Response
To The Person Who Cares
For You

Who makes your world beautiful

Don't Choose The 0ne
Who Is Beautiful To The World.
But Rather,
Choose The 0ne Who
Makes Your World Beautiful.

Life isn't rehearsal

Life isn't a rehearsal.
Each day is a real show..
No retakes..
No rewinding..
So giv d best performance
in all ur roles always.

Life is too ironic to understand

"Life is too ironic to fully understand..
It takes sadness to knw wat happiness is,
noise to appreciate silence
&
absence to value presence.

Alphabets in teaching & cheating

Alphabets in
"TEACHING"
&
"CHEATING"
are common..
Those who try 2 'Cheat' u
often 'Teach' u
something... :-)

One day you will be right

Treat each day as your last...
one day you will be right. :-)
Good Night. :-)

Purpose is more important than need

In race between lion & deer,
Many time deer wins.
Because lion runs 4 food & deer 4 life.
Remember; ''Purpose is more important than need"

Do u love me more than your family?

Boy :Do you love me more than ur family ?
Girl :No
Boy :Why ?
Girl :okay Listen dis.
when i started to walk I fell, u were not there to pick me up. but my mom was.
When i went outside, you were not there to hold my finger. but my dad was
When i cried,u didn't gave me your toys to play,but my brother n sister did.
My family is more precious than anything else :)

My smile doesn't always mean...

My SMILE ...
Doesn't always mean
"I m Happy ..."
Sometimes
It Means
"I Can Manage ..."
And
Sometimes
It Just Means
"I m Tired Of Crying ..."

I'm not perfect

If someone asks me
with whom u want to spend your entire life,
I will simply say..
"Someone who can understand
that I am not perfect".

Determination & Purification like mirror

A relationship should have
determination & purification like a MIRROR..
Which never loses its ability to
REFLECT even if BROKEN into thousand pieces.

Live, Lead, and preach

GOD Made You To Be You
Not A Copy Of Someone Else
Live ,
Lead
And
Preach With The Personality
GOD Gave You

Brightest star is missing

If You Look At The Sky Tonight
And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,
I Swear I Have No Clue
How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I'm OK

What is dream ?

An 0utstanding Answer By
A Child When Asked,
"What is DREAM..?"
He Replied:
"Where There Is No Price
Tags 0n The Toys Which
I Love n Like The Most..." =)

Peoples hate / loves me because...

I know lots of people hate me
because i am 2 bad
but,
few people surely love me
because they know that
my little goodness is not fake.

Beautiful or ugly

"Things are as they are.
It is you who label them
as beautiful or ugly. " :-)

Tips for a Blissful Life

Tips for a Blissful Life:
LIVE widout pretending,
LOVE widout depending,
LISTEN widout defending,
SPEAK widout offending...!! :-)

Inside and outside college

The difference between
inside & outside d 'College' gate is..?
We played life inside
&
Life plays with us Outside.!
Enjoy Every Moment While You are still inside :)

Find a way or excuse

"If you really want to do something,
you will find a way.
If u don't,
You will find an excuse."

He wants u safe

Sometime GOD closes all Doors
&
Shuts all d Windows
During those Times, think that
May b there is STORM Outside n
HE wants u SAFE. :)
Be +ve

Life is everything / nothing

'Life is everything'
when the person u love misses u in your absence..
but 'life is nothing' When
they miss to understand your importance in your presence.

I am Rewarded

How blessed I m 2 b a Muslim!
I say a simple Salam to some,I'm rewarded.
I smile at someone, I'm rewarded.
I pray in Masjid with Jamaat,I'm rewarded 27 times more than those who pray alone.
I begin anything with Bismillah, that action of mine is rewarded.
I think of doing a good deed,I'm rewarded.
I control my temper,I'm rewarded.
I hold the glass with my right hand while drinking,I'm rewarded.
Alhamdulillah!

Worries are like moon

Worries Are Like MOON
>1 Day will Increase
>1 Day will Decrease
>Other Day may not be seen
So Don't Worry 4 Anything.
All Iz Well. Keep :)

Select good people like me

Sugar & salt may b mixed 2gether,
But even d ants rejects d salt &
carries away d sugar.
So select d
GUD people in life..
LIKE ME. :-)

Increment in taste of relations

As time goes on,
The taste of relations increases.
Either it becomes more Sweet or More Salty
&
That depends only on what we add 2 it DAILY..

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A pole in the hole, make a new soul...

 

Sex is game

KAMASUTRA says that.. sex is..

Duty- if done with ur wife..
Art- if done with ur love..
Education- if done with a virgin..
Tution- if done with ur teacher..
Job- if done with your boss/secretary..
Science- if done with a fertile lady..
Business- if done with a prostitute..
Social work - if done with ur neighbour
Charity- if done with a widow
Sacrifice- if done with ur own hand

 

Sex is game

Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name

 

A non veg sms about Kiss

Q: What is a kiss?

A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the ground floor.

 

A Funny Adult Sms

Aids awareness slogan:

Cover ur stump b4 u pump
dont b silly, protect ur jelly..
AIDS is no joke
wrap b4 u poke
dont be fool
condomize ur tool... ;-)

 

A funny adult sms

biology teacher told all students to draw female reproductive organ.
one girl felt shy and looked down.
sardar boy shouted - mam she is copying.

A funny jokes about lady and destist

Lady 2 dentist: Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai,
Dard to kam hota hai..

Destist: abhi soch lo kya karwana hai,
fir main chair usi hisab se set karu

 

A funny dirty adult sms

Nurse : khan saheb,mubarak ho,
aap ko judwa bete hue hain.
Khan : yeh to hona hi tha,
maine koshish jo dono taraf se ki thi

 

Oscar nominated films

Oscar nomination 4 blue films r :
1 : uatr k panti so gayi aunti,
2 : hasina k dudu me pasina,
3 : pati fouz mein to biwi mouz me,
4 : ghar me shali to puri raat diwali

 

Salesgirl and customer

Salesgirl : sorry, u cant smoke here,
Customer : but i bought cigerates from here
Salesgirl : sir we sell condoms too,
but it doesnt mean u start fukin here.

Coversation between - Condom and whisper

Condom says to whisper : buddy every months u stop my business for one week
Whisper says : ahh if u make a mistake one time, I'll loose my business for 9 months.....

 

Man and a lady in lift-funny and adult sms

In lift, mans elbow accidently touch lady's breast.
man: if ur heart soft as ur breast ull forgive me.
lady: if ur cock s hard as ur elbow im in room 207.

 

Man and deaf girl

Man marries deaf Girl-
He writes-We must fix a Code: If I want SEX I'll press ur left BooB-U reply by shakin my penis once for YES, or 50 times for NO....!

 

Calories burnt by sex

Calories burnt by sex:
Lying down: 90cal
Stnding up: 492cal
Dog style: 326cal
2nd round: 824cal
Dresing up after sex while WIFE knocks at the door: 50000 cal.

 

A man married a lady traffic police

A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed,
200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet

 

Prostitution is best business

Two prostitutes were talking:
We're in the best business in the world
Why's that then?
Well, we've got it, we sell it, and we've STILL got it!

 

Sand saal mein 300 bar sex karta hain

Wife to husband : ek Sand saal me 300 bar sex krta hai
Tum iska adha bhi nahi krte.
Pati : ye kaha likha ha ke wo 300 bar ek hi cow ke sath krta hai

 

Why girls wear tight fittings

UNIVERSAL TRUTH : 

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys are comfortable�. !!

 

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hain

Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata he?
A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa kahe,
HE BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA.

 

A funny adult sms

Galib sahab par ek ladki ne peshab kar diya.
Galib :aye chanchal shokh hassena ye kaisi nadani hai?
Grl:Aap jis jheel se nikle hain,ye usi jheel ka pani hain

 

A girl to doctor - non veg sms

A girl goes 2 doctor n says-Doctor mere niche 1 ched aur kar do.
Doctor asked: why?
Girl : business aacha chal raha hai soch rahi hu ek branch aur khol loon.

 

Banta and Lady Teacher

LadyTeacher: write a sentence ending with hand.
Banta: My penis in ur hand. Teacher slapped Banta.
Santa: Sorry mam, I 4got 2 put space betwn PEN IS. 

 

A funny adult sms

Sardar:Will U Marry me?
Girl:Sorry I'm a Lesbian.
Sardar:"Whats Lesbian?"
Girl:"I have Sex only with Girls".
Sardar:"Maar Taali I'm also Lesbian" 

 

Chalo sex karte hain

Husband:- ne sasural me biwi se : chalo sex karte hain
Biwi : nahi ye mere baap ka ghar hai
Husband :- tho kya mere baap ka ghar red light area hai jo to roz
Taiyar ho jati hai. 

 

Cheating in ad

Fair & lovely ke ad me face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad me hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad me baal dikhaye
Phir whisper ke ad mein cheating kyun?

 

2 men and callgirl

2 men went 2 a callgirl. 1st went in and came out n said "Na my wife is better." 2nd went in and came out n said "U R right ur wife is much better."

 

 

Topup and lifetime - funny and naughty sms

Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha "kya mehsus kar rahi ho ?"
Patni = aaj tak top_up me kam chalate the aaj se life time karwa liya.

 

 

Girl cycling

Ek bar girls hostel me ladkiya cycle chalate hue bahut shor macha rahi thi,Tabhi WARDEN ayi aur boli "shor kam machao nahi to cycle ki seat wapis lagwa Dungi. 

 

Rajasthani lady and conductor

 Conductor : baccha ko ticket?

Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai.
Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai.
To uke bhi free me bitha lu 

 

Girls hostel

Girls hostel me phone aaya- meena hai kya ?
Warden ne pucha-piche kya lagati hai ?
Jawab aaya-ab tho pata nahi pehle sarson ka tel lagati thi

 

 

Ladki or salwar

Bakri Ki Jan Talwar Ke Niche,
Ladki Ki Jan Salwar Ke Niche,
Jo Chali Jaye Mat Bhago Uske Piche,
Pyar Karo Usi Se Jo Salwar Khole Khusi Se!
Best Of Luck. 

 

Lady in bus

Lady in bus: aapka kuchh touch ho raha hai.
Man: Oh, wo meri salary hai pocket mein.
Lady: OYE! TERI SALARY 5 MINUTES MEIN 3 GUNA BADH GAYEE?!? 

 

36 no shoe

Lady � shoes dikhaiye. Shopkeeper :- kitne number ka ? Lady � 36 no. Shopkeeper :- shoes kya boobs pe lagani hain? 

 

Circumcision

A couple wanted katna(Circumcision)of their son, but they dont know proper word to print, so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF FUCKING INSTRUMENTS 

 

Girl's T-shirt

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

 

 

Dad how was I born

Little Boy: Dad How Was I Born? Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got Together at "Yahoo". We Set up A Date Via E-Mail & Met In Cyber Cafe Ur Mom Agreed To "Download..... Data" From My "Pen Drive". Just When I Was About to "Transfer", We Realised That Non Of Us Had "Installed" A "Firewall" It Was Too Late To hit "Delete..... Nine Months Later A "Pop-up Window" Appeared Saying"You Have Got A Male" ....

 

A dirty Sms Jokes

Ek kunwari ladki ki petme baccha aa gaya..
Uski baap : ye kiska hain?
Ladki : papa miss call to sab hi marta tha..
pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya..!  

 

 

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