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Hazaroon sitaron may tanha

Aagar mere yaad aye to
ek Chand ko dekh lena
ye soch k nahi k kubsoorat hi kitna
ye soch kar k
hazaroon sitaron may tanha hai kitna

barbad ho gaye bari saadgi say hum

woh aam c shaam thi jab juda huay thay hum,
na toot kar pyar kia or na ro sakay hum,
na zamany say kuch kaha hum nay,
barbad ho gaye bari saadgi say hum…!

Dastan sunate to mehfil ko rula dete

Koe mila hi nahi jis ko wafa date.
Her ik ne dokha diya kis kis ko saza dete.
ye humara zarf tha k khamosh rahe
dastan sunate to mehfil ko rula dete.

Beywafa nikli

Dil pay chout lagi honto say aah nikli
Jis say mohabat ki wo be-wafa nikli

Tum dur ho… aur pass bhi

Tum dur ho¢â‚¬Â¦ aur pas bhi,!
Tum hansi ho ¢â‚¬Â¦ aur aansu bhi!
Tum Mere man ki shanti ho.. aur dil ki bechaini bhi!
Tum meri amanat ho.. aur ek sapna bhi!

Zakhm too rakhta hoo lakin

Girti hoi dewar ka humderd hoon Lakin
charty hoy sourg ki prus-thish nahi karta
humdard e ehbab se drta hoo lakin
zakhm too rakhta hoo lakin nooma’ish nahi karta

Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai

Tanhai jub muqaddar mein likhi hai,
To kia shikayat apnon aur bayganon se,
Hum mit gaye jin ki chahat main,
Woh baaz nahin aatay hamain azmanay se

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Funny SMS

Fun SmS Text messages

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Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.

Everyone must attend it.

Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher: Why?

Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver & wife is kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Who said English is easy???

Fill in the blank with YES or No…

1.—–I dont have brain…

2.—–I dont have sence…

3.—–I am stupid….

What is similarity between Bill Gates and me?

Don’t know??

He never comes to my house

and I never go to his house

EGO PROBLEMS YOU KNOW

A chines couple,

Mr Hua & Mrs Hua

got twin babies after marriage.

They named them, Jo-Hua , So-Hua.

Next year they got one more baby.

They named Ye-Kia-Hua

Police arrested a drunkard & asked:

Where are you going?

Man: I’m going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking.

Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??

Man: My wife…

A boy of 1st class to her teacher.

Do you like me?

Miss. So sweet.

Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?

Miss. Why?

Student: To talk about us.

Miss: What are you saying?

Student: For tuition.

A student wrote a letter

to his father from hostel:

Dear dad…!

No money,No fun.

Your son!

His father replied:

Dear son!

So sad,Very bad

Your dad!

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English Funny jokes SMS

 English Funny SMS

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,

what should we do? 

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? 

Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' 

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r,

it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self,

so change ur underwear daily.

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Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.

Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?

Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,

it's made for selfish.

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Commerce professor asks the student:

what is the most important source of finance for starting business? 

Student: "Father in law".

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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! 

Saint: I don't have. 

TT: Where do you want to go? 

Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! 

TT: Come, lets go! 

Saint: Where? 

TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? 

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? 

Both don't exist.

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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit.

But I really love you! 

Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..

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Romantic Love SmS

Romantic Love SmS

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You can fall from a mountain,
You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.

This Love is LOve
This Love is LOve the Love best love way Love to Love say Love to Love U Love that Love I Love Miss Love U Love, read it again widout word Love.!

What's wrong with your mobile
Hello! What's wrong with your mobile Tried so many times but it says"The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart"!!

Love is like a bird,

Love is like a bird, if u hold it tightly it dies, if u hold it slightly , it flies, plz take good care of it.. DOn't Luv 1, don't Luv2, but Luv 1 who Luvs u!

Take my eyes but let me see U
Take my eyes but let me see U...Take my mind but let me Think about U...Take my Hand but let me Touch U...But don't try to take my Heart coz its already with U....

My eyes Miss U, My Feeling Love U,
My eyes Miss U, My Feeling love U, My hand Need U, My Mind Call U, My heart just 4 U. I will Die without U, Bcoz I Love U.

Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY? F=father A=and M=mother I=i L=love Y=you

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