English Funny SMS
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.
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Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.
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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish.
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Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
Student: "Father in law".
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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