Funny English SMS

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do? 

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


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Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? 

Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved' 

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.



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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.


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Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.


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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish.



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Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business? 

Student: "Father in law".



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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! 

Saint: I don't have. 

TT: Where do you want to go? 

Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! 

TT: Come, lets go! 

Saint: Where? 

TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.



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Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? 

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.



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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? 

Both don't exist.



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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you! 

Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..





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