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Funny English SMS, Funny Quotes

Funny English SMS

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?

Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'

Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend.
Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish.

Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?

Student: "Father in law".

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!

Saint: I don't have.

TT: Where do you want to go?

Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!

TT: Come, lets go!

Saint: Where?

TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?

Both don't exist.

Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you!

Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
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